Subject:      THE question fianlly answered
From:         jfusion@xs1.xs4all.nl (Johnny Fusion =11811=)
Date:         1997/12/12
Message-ID:   <66q9lp$ji3$1@news2.xs4all.nl>
Newsgroups:   alt.cyberpunk
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                          Cyberpunks I Have Been:
                The Definitive guide to all persons cyberpunk.
                                VERSION 1.01
                                     by
                                Johnny Fusion
                                   =11811=

        Since, and probably before, the founding of alt.cyberpunk one
question has persisted, and this same question is answered, but alas,
never the same way twice.  This question is, of course, "What is a
cyberpunk?"

        Everyone seems to have their own definition for this query.
Many will quote literary sources, others will testify from life
experience. This document will hopefully answer the question once and for
all. That is, at least give *ONE* answer that will satisfy anyone
reading this.

        Below you will find a definitive list of all the myriad
definitions and mutations of this identity, this meme, known as the
Cyberpunk.

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THE "REAL" CYBERPUNK:

This type of Cyberpunk will often be seen saying, "I am not a
Cyberpunk."  The belief being, that if one confesses to being a
Cyberpunk then he/she is obviously a POSEUR.  A REAL CYBERPUNK has no
need for labels, in fact he/she abhors them and will avoid one being
stuck on him/her at all costs. He/She will let their attitude speak for
their station before any label will suffice. The REAL CYBERPUNK has read
everything written by William Gibson, and can recite the opening line from
_Neuromancer_ from memory at any time in any circumstance.


CYBERGOTH:

The CYBERGOTH is someone who wishes they lived in the 19th century,
their face was pale as a corpse, and fantasizes about romantic
vampires.  Other anemities of 19th century life they enjoy include
industrial music, going to clubs and raves, and using the internet.


LITERARY CYBERPUNK:

This type of Cyberpunk has read everything written by William Gibson,
and Neal Stephenson, most of the works of Bruce Stirling, and at least
one book by Rudy Rucker.  They are  conversant in Shakespeare,
Heinlein, Burroughs, Orwell, and Alan Dean Foster.  They see every film
adaption of science fiction novels or stories and hate them. The
LITERARY CYBERPUNK can recite the opening paragraph from _Neuromancer_ from
memory at any time in any circumstance.


NIHILISTIC TECHNOFETISHIST:

These people love toys.  If its electronic, and matte black, all the
better.  Favorite playthings include laser pointers, lineman's
handsets, electronic organizers, mini-mag-lites, phone dialers, toll
fraud devices, pagers, scrambler cell phones, notebook computers, stun
gun or taser or cattle prod,  Full Duplex Communication Devices utilizing
Dual Tone Multifrequency for Network Establishment, and digital watches.
They also reject all religious and moral principles as the only means of
obtaining social progress (they wouldn't be nihilistic if they didn't,
would they?).


POSEUR CYBERPUNK:

This type of Cyberpunk will often be seen saying, "Hey! I'm a
Cyberpunk!" Image is the driving force in the POSEUR's life. They are
recognizable from a distance by their brand new black leather jacket and
menacing boots with no scuffs in them whatsoever. They have difficulty
using any computer that does not have a mouse. For more information
refer to Billy Idol's cd _cyberpunk_.  POSEUR CYBERPUNKs can recite from
memory the opening line from _Neuromancer_ most of the time, but keeps
the cliff notes handy just in case.  SEE ALSO: FASHION CYBERPUNK


HACKER CYBERPUNKS:
The HACKER CYBERPUNK is basically a computer hacker with bitchin' fashion
sense.  Whereas the non-Cyberpunk hacker tends to be overweight, cares
less about fashion, and has prescription "photogrey" glasses, the HACKER
CYBERPUNK tends to be on the thin side, dresses in black, has a well
broken in Black Leather Motorcycle Jacket and wears mirrored sunglasses.
The HACKER CYBERPUNK believes in the hacker ethic: "Information Should
be Free." He/She often corrects other Cyberpunks who espouse
"Information Wants/Longs to be Free" that Information is just that, and
possesses no desires or any other anthropological attributes.  The HACKER
CYBERPUNK's favorite pastime is "turbo-charging" equipment that is
considered obsolete and having it out perform its modern replacement. In
fact, the HACKER CYBERPUNK believes that anyone accessing the internet
with technology newer than a teletype machine and an acoustic coupler is
a pansy. *CLACK*
The HACKER CYBERPUNK has the amazing ability to fix any electronic device
with the eraser at the end of a No. 2 pencil, and a  paperclip.


CRYPTO CYBERPUNKS
aka CYPHERPUNKS

CRYPTO CYBERPUNKS encrypt *everything*. Even their copy of their
grandmother's recipe for banana nut bread is encrypted.  They never
send email without going through at least 3 anonymous remailers.  The
American government fears CYPHERPUNKS because it considers strong
encryption algorithms as munitions.  CYPHERPUNKS enjoy silk screening
munitions on t-shirts and tattooing them on their bodies.  The ultimate
bragging right for any CYPHERPUNK is to say that they wrote RSA in less
lines of perl than anyone else.


ROLE PLAYING CYBERPUNKS

In short, this brand of Cyberpunk has a problem with reality. They know
everything there is to know about technology that does not even exist
yet, and in many cases never will.  The ROLE PLAYING CYBERPUNK spends
most of his/her time either in a MUD or sitting around with others of
the same type saying stuff like, "Ok, roll a 1D20 and get a 14 or
greater to penetrate the black ICE."  Sad thing is, they prefer it this
way.


XTIAN CYBERPUNK
Now here is a weird one. This strain pops up every once and a while, but
rarely sticks around for long.  Often, they come blaring onto the
newsgroup claiming things such as "Jesus is the original Cyberpunk," and
"The apostles lived the cyberpunk lifestyle."  They usually get laughed
at and disappear.


FASHION CYBERPUNK:
These Cyberpunks dress exactly the way people imagine Cyberpunks dress.
They are never seen without a Black Leather Jacket.  Mirrorshades are
never far.  They are always looking for mirrored contact lenses.  The
film "Hackers" is a guide to dress for many FASHION CYBERPUNKS. The
FASHION CYBERPUNK has a black t-shirt with the opening line to
_Neuromancer_ printed on it.


ANARCHIST CYBERPUNK:
This breed of Cyberpunk wants to abolish all law, and believes that
technology and computers are the tools that will do it.  The ANARCHIST
CYBERPUNK loves to build things that blow up. The ANARCHIST CYBERPUNK
knows the opening line to _Neuromancer_ and has written no less than 4
political manifestos based upon it.


RAVE SCENE CYBERPUNK:
The RAVE SCENE CYBERPUNK goes to underground parties in abandoned
buildings every chance he/she gets.  There, they listen to techno music
played several decibels louder then ever intended, dance amidst
epilepsy inducing strobe lights, and take mind altering chemicals.


ORIGINAL CYBERPUNKS:

Ok, lets face it, the term "Cyberpunk" was coined to give the ignorant
masses a handle on this new style of hard science fiction that emerged
in the mid 1980s. The ORIGINAL CYBERPUNKs wrote this stuff. It was a
label to sell a particular brand or style of literature. Period. One
ORIGINAL CYBERPUNK *wrote* the opening line to _Neuromancer_.

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REVISION HISTORY:

1.0: Written on a borrowed notebook then promptly became the victim of a
hard disk crash and lost.  Forgotten and ignored for over 2 years. 8/95

1.01: Rewritten somewhat from memory. 12/97


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